"That hat?! With those shoes?!" cried Hector. "Oh no, no no no NO! A thousand times no! Can't you see the travesty you've created with that abominable combination? You're an autumn and those are most definitely spring colors. Also, don't even get me started on whatever poor creature lost its lunch, on what I can only assume, is a hat."
"Dear, Hector," explained Carmen, "it's called a banana. Also, I can assure you, fruit adorned hats are all the rage this season."
At which point poor Hector fainted from the shock of such a notion.
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