For one night only! Come watch as Frankie the Comedian disembowels you with laughter. He'll have you seeing the afterlife with his deadly puns! He'll impale you with his slap stick! He'll drive you to madness with his confounding impersonations! You're funny bone won't know what hit it as it's beaten to a slightly bone shaped powder with Frankie's jokes. Once in a lifetime opportunity! Get you're tickets now!
Thanks to Jason Ramboz for the name seed!