It Be Raining Salamanders Up In Here

I saw this fellow squidging ((This is the technical term used to describe the motion of salamanders. Really. Okay, so I might have made that up, but they totally squidge.)) across my patio the other night. This is the second salamander I have spotted out in the open in a month. Total number of salamanders I've spotted out in the open? Two. I'm sure this is a sign. Maybe it's a foreshadowing of the coming amphibian apocalypse? ((I for one welcome our new amphibious overlords.)) Or maybe I'm developing some sort of salamander spotting super power? In either case, it's too soon to tell. I'll be closely monitoring this cold blooded development with interest. As should we all, AS SHOULD WE ALL. ((You have been warned))