TX42-C Droid Prototype

TX42-C Prototype

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New from Exciton Labs (the fine scientific establishment that brought you such products as the Rehydrated Egg Sack Collector Unit and the Gargle-O-Matic) comes the TX42-C.

The TX42-C is a revolutionary advance in the field of household droids. The TX42-C is a must for any home. Exciton Labs is so confidant in performance of the TX42-C that it guarantees 100% customer satisfaction or your money back.

The highly anticipated release of the TX42-C is slated for interplanetary release next month (by standard Omicrarion reckoning). Exciton Labs is currently taking pre-orders on this new droid model that is guaranteed to increase in value. Make sure to order yours before they're all sold out. Supplies are limited. Only twenty easy installments of five hundred keplar and you too will be the talk of the neighborhood with your very own TX42-C.

Would you like to order your TX42-C now?

[YES] [NO]

> no

You've selected "NO". You may have mistyped. Are you sure you do not want to participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity?

[YES][NO]

> yes

You've selected "YES". You do want to pre-order a TX42-C. Is this correct?

[YES][NO]

> no

Exciton Labs would like to take this moment to inform you that your satisfaction is guaranteed. The TX42-C is the most multifunctional and easy to use droid ever released to the public. Exciton Labs would also like to point out that not participating in this limited one time offer has been proven to cause chronic regret.

Would you like to order your TX42-C now?

[YES] [NO]

>NO!

You've selected "NO". You may have mistyped. Are you sure you do not want to participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity?

[YES][NO]

> I said NO!!!!
> I mean yes. I'm sure I don't want the stupid droid!

Thank you for your order. You payment has been automatically deducted from your bank account. Allow fifty to a hundred weeks (by standard Omicrarion reckoning) for delivery.

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!!!OVERDRAFT ALERT !!!

You have exceeded your funds. You will be charged a K300 overdraft fee.

Have a nice day.

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