Remember that strange, yet oddly cute, creature, the gorgalthumper? Well, it turns out that I got a few requests for some gorgalthumper creation instructions. Well, one request, actually... but that's enough for me to put this document together. Yes friends, now you too can be the proud owner of your very own gorgalthumper. Won't you help end gorgalthumperlessness and make one for yourself or a loved one?
Hopefully those interested will be able to follow my rambling enough to make something closely resembling a gorgalthumper. At any rate, here's the PDF.