The Fuzzy Slug

Her Majesty’s Royal Squid Air Battalion
Tentacled and golden eyed
Patrolling the ocean skies
Protecting us through the nights
From unpleasant surprise
They’re…
The ten armed terrors
Fierce air sea dwellers
Feared and revered throughout the land
Her Majesty’s
Royal Squid
Air Battalion
Is overhead
Protecting against evil from the deep,
Deadly robots, and giant things that creep
Keeping you safe from harm
Sleep now, there’s no need for alarm
Because…
The ten [...]

Sometimes it’s best not to know what lies under the clouds.

Sally knew that the puppy liked flowers. Every morning she waited on her porch for the puppy to come visit her. Some days it didn’t come, but most of the time it did.
She used one of her pink bed sheets to give the puppy a pretty bow for its hair. It seemed to like the [...]

The villagers had never seen such a strange device. It was soft and warm. It didn’t smell of oil or metal or grease. In fact, it didn’t appear to have any metal in it at all. When it moved, there was no sound of gears or pistons.
It frightened them.

Normally, I would say you should be a bit concerned if you happened upon a group of beholders. Or at the very least be looking for a nice boulder to hide behind. However, if you ran upon this group, for some reason I don’t think you would be in that much trouble.

This was done for #tuesdaysketch, a little weekly Twitter organized sketch group/project. @Nycteris informed me that this week’s theme was Japanese movie monsters. Really, how could I pass that up?  :)

Feathers are always useful in helping to make meetings go by faster.