Found 1 result.

Archive for June 13th, 2007


Smallest of the Ooglemister fish subspecies, the big eyed fish (a.k.a. the Snodlooooken Ooglemister) of Umtar Five inhabits Umtarian residential sewage pipes and small fresh water streams. There have been many reports of Snodlooooken’s wriggling their way into toilet bowls. Scientists believe that this behavior can be attributed to dwindling natural Snodlooooken breeding pools. Many [...]